HammerForceX/FirebirdFlames/skeletalangel/Big Boss: Eads
pureM3TAL/onitien: J-rod
ForceFallArctica/Sionnach: Trevor
Hey ItsDaveNelz/davenelz: Nelson
Joshua69k: Jorsh
growinwildflower: brandwagon
HammerForceX: guess what i got in my hand right now
pureM3TAL: a penis
HammerForceX: not yet
skeletalangel: the mood is set to english
onitien: we are going to immerse in a different culture for once
skeletalangel: that culture is of speaking and understanding english
onitien: you racist sack of eads
skeletalangel: since when was my last name used as a deragatory term?
onitien: since now lol
skeletalangel: you know what japan needs?
Sionnach: an ass kickin
skeletalangel: your right
skeletalangel: it does
skeletalangel: you know what the middle east needs?
Sionnach: to shut the fuck up
Sionnach: and a bigger ass kickin
skeletalangel: i think its time to whoop some ass
<skeletalangel has started playing Dawn of War>
pureM3TAL: im holding the baby
pureM3TAL: mom just brought him in here
Hey ItsDaveNelz: oh yeah
Hey ItsDaveNelz: hows that?
pureM3TAL: puki n everywhere
Hey ItsDaveNelz: hahahah
Hey ItsDaveNelz: get fuckin ready
Hey ItsDaveNelz: its already 10:35
Hey ItsDaveNelz: im goin to unique w/o u, and im gonna buy all the old man jackets and burn em
pureM3TAL: hahaha
Hey ItsDaveNelz: leavin you in the dust
pureM3TAL: im gunna break your tv with my massive manhood
Hey ItsDaveNelz: nooooooo
Hey ItsDaveNelz: man-hammer
pureM3TAL: let me finish d/l this wank
pureM3TAL: and then i gotta eat and shower
Hey ItsDaveNelz: *sigh
Hey ItsDaveNelz: makin the baby watch wank
ForceFallArctica: chick chicky boom chick chicky boom chick chicky boom
pureM3TAL: new bt barnum song?
ForceFallArctica: chick chicky RAAAAWWWWWW!!! BOOOOOOMMM!!!!!
ForceFallArctica: nice band, nelson
pureM3TAL: ahah freakin nelson bands
pureM3TAL: all sound the same
pureM3TAL: he still cant see that
ForceFallArctica: if you can understand the lyrics, he wont like it
Sionnach: some fat guy yellin on rockies auto
skeletalangel: CARS e heheh
skeletalangel: just watch the christmas commercial
Sionnach: dunno whose worse
Sionnach: dealin doug or rocky
skeletalangel: what if they combined their commercials
skeletalangel: do you know, what would happen
Sionnach: we call it, CRAP
HammerForceX: i dont care if he does or not
HammerForceX: its not his decision what his name is
HammerForceX: it's mine
ForceFallArctica: name him arthas
ForceFallArctica: or captain planet
HammerForceX: captain planet might work
ForceFallArctica: protect the environment! or i'll fucking kill you!
HammerForceX: hed bring his friends over
HammerForceX: all with the captain planet powers
HammerForceX: even that shit face kid who had heart
ForceFallArctica: earth!
HammerForceX: id kick his ass outta my house
ForceFallArctica: fire!
ForceFallArctica: wind!
ForceFallArctica: water!
ForceFallArctica: heart!
ForceFallArctica: "woah woah woah"
ForceFallArctica: "heart?
ForceFallArctica: "get the fuck outa mah house"
HammerForceX: look at him with disgust
Joshua69k: fucking eads
Hey ItsDaveNelz: friggin eads
pureM3TAL: fuckin eads
ForceFallArctica: freakin eads
onitien: you never like any of my songs i send
davenelz: you will
davenelz: they give me chills
davenelz: they might give you chills
onitien: only a man rubbing his tool along the back of my thigh gives me chills
HammerForceX: IMMA CHARGEN' MAH LAZER
ForceFallArctica: SHOOP DA WOOP
Sionnach: watchin hercule
Sionnach: s
skeletalangel: that sounds like somethen youd watch
skeletalangel: undending foldout dvd holder
Sionnach: kickin ass
skeletalangel: id waste hercules
Sionnach: only thing youd waste is your pants with a massive shit
ForceFallArctica: last thing this world needs is two Ead's
ForceFallArctica: eads's
ForceFallArctica: eadssss
HammerForceX: i dont think this world could handle 2 eads'
ForceFallArctica: all the lawns would be mowed
HammerForceX: do you know what this world will be like once my offspring hit this world?
ForceFallArctica: all you would hear is
ForceFallArctica: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT WORK IS
ForceFallArctica: THATS BULLSHIT!!!
HammerForceX: I DONT WANT A LARGE EADS
ForceFallArctica: BOW TO YOUR SENSEI
HammerForceX: the world will be a better place
ForceFallArctica: world would never know peace
ForceFallArctica: Dawn of Eads
HammerForceX: Touch of Eads
ForceFallArctica: FACE of eads
HammerForceX: EH
ForceFallArctica: F.E.A.R = E.A.D.S
HammerForceX: haha
ForceFallArctica: and you would be the little girl
HammerForceX: just put my head
HammerForceX: on the little girls body
HammerForceX: haven me pop out
HammerForceX: at the worse times
HammerForceX: pissen everyone off
HammerForceX: OH
HammerForceX: OH THIS IS GREAT
HammerForceX: SITTEN HERE
HammerForceX: TRYING TO ENJOY A CUP OF JUICE
HammerForceX: AND KNOWING ME, I CANT HAVE SOMETHEN WITHOUT SPILLING IT
HammerForceX: SO NOW I GOT SHIT
HammerForceX: ALL OVER THE PLACE
ForceFallArctica: this is why I got those special cups
HammerForceX: the sippy cups?
ForceFallArctica: reap what you sew, alright
HammerForceX: this isn't nap time
ForceFallArctica: nope, but at least my shit is CLEAN NIGGA
ForceFallArctica: BWAHAHA
HammerForceX: what kind of pansy says 'hi'?
HammerForceX: that's just not manly
HammerForceX: you gotta bust into the chat box
HammerForceX: like you own it
ForceFallArctica: SUP NIGGA
HammerForceX: haha
ForceFallArctica: SHUT YO CRACKA ASS
HammerForceX: raging hard-on
ForceFallArctica: right through the class wall during a lecture
ForceFallArctica: first thing everyone sees a penis bustin through
ForceFallArctica: then you bust all the way in ARAWRARAW
HammerForceX: think im gonna walk into that clear-eye guys classroom tommrow with a raging boner
HammerForceX: make everyone faint
ForceFallArctica: boxes and sweat pants
ForceFallArctica: so you have no way to hide it
ForceFallArctica: and stand the entire time
HammerForceX: why would i want to hide it?
HammerForceX: ill put it on display
HammerForceX: get all the chicks
ForceFallArctica: get some gay kid
HammerForceX: cause the sight of a boner makes them turn on their sex drive
HammerForceX: he'd faint
HammerForceX: cause he's gay
ForceFallArctica: thats explains it
HammerForceX: people cant explain gayh
HammerForceX: *gay
HammerForceX: only they can
HammerForceX: so i came up with the logical explanation that gay people are not men
HammerForceX: thus, seeing a true man with a raging boner, would make them collapse in rapture
HammerForceX: because they hang out with chicks
HammerForceX: and dudes who are also gay
HammerForceX: see where this is goin
ForceFallArctica: alright
ForceFallArctica: that didnt make any sense at all
ForceFallArctica: youre not allowed to explain things anymore
HammerForceX: sometimes the side of my brain that thinks
HammerForceX: is just so far above everyone elses level
HammerForceX: that it just can't be helped
HammerForceX: in time my logic will make sense
HammerForceX: give it time
ForceFallArctica: or youre just an idiot
HammerForceX: there's a fine line between idiot and genius
HammerForceX: maybe i stradle a little of both
HammerForceX: now and then
ForceFallArctica: AND YOU JUST BROKE IT RIGHT IN HALF
HammerForceX: then im the purgatory of thinking
HammerForceX: the means i know both sides
HammerForceX: the all knowing
ForceFallArctica: the bane of all coherrent thought
HammerForceX: or the creator of it
HammerForceX: thought that is
HammerForceX: coherrent thought
ForceFallArctica: well im on one side here
ForceFallArctica: the right side
ForceFallArctica: cause I know
HammerForceX: im on both sides
HammerForceX: so i know
ForceFallArctica: the wrong one
HammerForceX: im my own side
ForceFallArctica: meaning youre imperfect
ForceFallArctica: IAM THE SIDE
HammerForceX: im so imperfect
HammerForceX: that im perfection
ForceFallArctica: POW
ForceFallArctica: pop goes perfection
HammerForceX: maybe i should become a teach
HammerForceX: *teacher
HammerForceX: teach my own class
HammerForceX: the kids that would come outta my classroom
HammerForceX: would become the next world leaders
ForceFallArctica: make the next generation ignorant, racist, arrogant, assholes…oh wait
HammerForceX: guess that's one way to make sure the legacy of Eads lives on
HammerForceX: to corrupt the future generations
FireBird Flames: sacred power of raging winds
ForceFallArctica: you rippin ass again?
FireBird Flames: hahaha
HammerForceX: so what classes you got?
ForceFallArctica: Policing Systems, Literacry Debates, Survey of American History, Stats
HammerForceX: stats?
HammerForceX: again?
ForceFallArctica: STATS
ForceFallArctica: IS
ForceFallArctica: SO
ForceFallArctica: AWESOME
ForceFallArctica: I JUST WANTED TO DO IT AGAIN
HammerForceX: maybe i should look into taking it, sounds like fun
ForceFallArctica: yep
ForceFallArctica: if you like utah
ForceFallArctica: you'll like stats
HammerForceX: i've never been to utah, so once i take stats i've pretty much visited utah?
ForceFallArctica: yep
ForceFallArctica: its a whole lotta endless nothing
(coming from last semester)
ForceFallArctica: doin stats
Hey ItsDaveNelz: you're always doin stats
ForceFallArctica: cause theres always shit to be done in stats
ForceFallArctica: utah of a subject
pureM3TAL: i made some drugs
pureM3TAL: they make your penis become a level 9 on the mohs scale of hardness, a diamond being a 8
pureM3TAL: I call them Jaroids
Hey ItsDaveNelz: how much?
Hey ItsDaveNelz: jaroids
Hey ItsDaveNelz: haha
pureM3TAL: $80 a bottole
Hey ItsDaveNelz: take pics and craigslist that shit
pureM3TAL: and the bottle just consists of me fondling your crotch till you get hard
Hey ItsDaveNelz: HAHAHAHA
HammerForceX: damn fuckers above me
HammerForceX: droppen shit
ForceFallArctica: fuckers runnin up and down the hall
ForceFallArctica: knockin on doors
ForceFallArctica: some fat chick busted out her room
ForceFallArctica: she was PISSED
HammerForceX: haha
HammerForceX: face is beat red
ForceFallArctica: she caught em
HammerForceX: throws her fat into one motion
HammerForceX: maken it jiggle
HammerForceX: they're F'ed
ForceFallArctica: like seein a semi go from 0-90 in half a second
HammerForceX: well
HammerForceX: once fat people get some momentum goin
HammerForceX: they can get pretty fast
ForceFallArctica: started rollin
ForceFallArctica: steamrolled the hallway
ForceFallArctica: guy commin out the can
HammerForceX: LOOK OUT!
ForceFallArctica: "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH"
Sionnach: IM TIRED OF THESE MUTHAFUCKIN WHELPS IN THIS MUTHAFUCKIN SUPRESSION ROOM!
Nelzbells: maybe you need full robust confidence like enxyte will provide
onitien: lol
onitien: overdose on that shiz
onitien: OH
onitien: sopeaking of our penises
onitien: wanna know what happed to mine?
onitien: i had a boner the other morning
onitien: so i did a power flex
onitien: like REALLY hard
onitien: hardest ive ever flexxed it probably
Nelzbells: haha
Nelzbells: what the fuck
onitien: that was a good guild session
skeletalangel: waht if you had a good guild sesssion and can session at the same time?
onitien: i just had a can session
onitien: felt good
onitien: the second i released the putrid diarreah, an overwhelming sense came over me
onitien: like have an orgasm
onitien: of the gut
onitien: was awesome
skeletalangel: you do know where this is goin don't you?
onitien: stomach ache went away as fast as the shit shot out
onitien: it better now
onitien: not*
onitien: or ill ban you
onitien: HAHAHHAA
skeletalangel: i dont see why you gotta be so self-counscious about it
skeletalangel: not like anyone cares
onitien: dans gf just went in right after me
onitien: i just bombed up the bathroom
skeletalangel: hahahahaha
skeletalangel: now that's goin on the website
onitien: she hasnt shut the door yet
onitien: just lookin in the mirror
skeletalangel: comes busten out
onitien: oh man
skeletalangel: JAROD!!!
onitien: she's never gunnat alkto me again
onitien: hahah
onitien: that was a smelly one
onitien: i kept the window open and air freshened it
onitien: and she ahsnt come out yet
onitien: so i think im in the clear
skeletalangel: you should left everytrhing closed
skeletalangel: and not stouched thed air freshner
onitien: llol
onitien: no
skeletalangel: close the door behind you
onitien: that would have been horrid
skeletalangel: have her walk into a stank fest
onitien: hahaha
onitien: she goes in
onitien: dies instantly
skeletalangel: smell just assaults every sense
onitien: omg
onitien: she just went into dans room and sprayed some of her perfume from her purse on herself
onitien: haha
skeletalangel: hahahahah
skeletalangel: oh man
Sionnach: <JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit
skeletalangel: wtf
skeletalangel: whos that?
skeletalangel: haha
Sionnach: some idiot
skeletalangel: from A - Z?
skeletalangel: Z is right below A
skeletalangel: hahahahaha
Sionnach: yeah hahaha
onitien: ya know how i pressured yo uto take calc
skeletalangel: ya
onitien: well, still do, but NEVER take electrostatics and magenetist
skeletalangel: what kinda crap is that>?
skeletalangel: never heard of that
onitien: drive ya crazy
onitien: especially id your profs as you dipshit homeowrk questions like mine do
skeletalangel: like what
onitien: Now the charges Q1= 1.39·10-6 C and Q2= -3.22·10-6 C are fixed at their positions, distance 0.279 m apart, and the charge Q3= 3.03·10-6 C is moved along the straight line. For what position of Q3 relative to Q1 is the net force on Q3 due to Q1 and Q2 zero? Use the plus sign for Q3 to the right of Q1.
onitien: all i see is a sea of Q's and my tears on the desk
onitien: good thing i got a program that will help me cheat
skeletalangel: jesus
skeletalangel: so many Q's
skeletalangel: and some random numbers
skeletalangel: what in gods name would you need that for?
onitien: weed kids out
onitien: its SO easy to think about dropping out and moving to california while doing this homework
onitien: and they get kdis to do it too
skeletalangel: would have weeded me out the second i stepped foot in there
onitien: onl %57 of my class returned this semester
w0rdg1rl: its an awesome portrait
Hey ItsDaveNelz: because she looks really good i think
w0rdg1rl: someone needs to take some of me
w0rdg1rl: yup
Hey ItsDaveNelz: oh shut the FUCK up
Hey ItsDaveNelz: concieted bitch
Hey ItsDaveNelz: you got plenty pictures of yourself
HammerForceX: im pissed cause im ready to go to sleep
ForceFallArctica: doin Hw
HammerForceX: I probably should do some readen for tommrow
HammerForceX: but they're just gonna lecture it in class
HammerForceX: so why bother
ForceFallArctica: might have quiz tomorrow, so im just takin notes
HammerForceX: all my classes are based on a mid term, a paper and a final
HammerForceX: dont ahve to worry about any of that
HammerForceX: 3 ftreaken grades
HammerForceX: 2 hours
HammerForceX: 1 teacher to rule it all
HammerForceX: or student
HammerForceX: whatever
ForceFallArctica: all of mine got readins/hw/quizes and all sorts of other little dandies to just piss me off
ForceFallArctica: on top of papers, midterms, finals
HammerForceX: why the hell would you ahve to pay for an online service
HammerForceX: screw that
HammerForceX: make the teacher pay for it
ForceFallArctica: why they gotta do shit outside of class
ForceFallArctica: teach your shit and get outa the way bitch
(talken about Russians)
skeletalangel: they should just make their cars run on vodka
Sionnach: roll over the snow
Sionnach: and have the fumes go back intot eh drive compartment
skeletalangel: you're insane
Sionnach: then theyd get intoxicated
Sionnach: crash their shit and die
Sionnach: and bam, no more ruskies to cry about
Sionnach: then we move in and take whats good and move half the middle east there to separate the idiots
Sionnach: then launch the nation of japan at the moon
skeletalangel: haha
Sionnach: cause japan has too many people in it and they like futuristic things anyway
skeletalangel: haha
skeletalangel: the moon isn't futuristic
skeletalangel: it's a rock
Sionnach: they'll turn it into an anime spaceport in 5 minutes
skeletalangel: Japan: Producing 78% of the worlds wierd shit. since 1952.
ForceFallArctica: nelson: "im pro-holding hands, and I vote"
Hey ItsDaveNelz: haha
Hey ItsDaveNelz: hand sex
ForceFallArctica: soo hawt
Hey ItsDaveNelz: hahaha
ForceFallArctica: hold allisons hand and a wet spot appears in your pants
Hey ItsDaveNelz: hahaha
Hey ItsDaveNelz: oh shit, not again
ForceFallArctica: and you proclaim that youre done
Hey ItsDaveNelz: hold up my hands triuphantly
ForceFallArctica: and thrust into her face
Hey ItsDaveNelz: haha
Hey ItsDaveNelz: knock her to the ground and dryhump her face
ForceFallArctica: complete disregard for decency
pureM3TAL: do you think feminine studies would be a good major?
ForceFallArctica: if youre a sociologist I guess
pureM3TAL: quit being so nice
ForceFallArctica: or a NELSON
pureM3TAL: supposed to be pissed
ForceFallArctica: haha
ForceFallArctica: cant stop everything with a fist and a fuck
ForceFallArctica: eads can though
pureM3TAL: lol
pureM3TAL: eads' can
pureM3TAL: ?
ForceFallArctica: FUCK FEMENINE STUDIES! WOMEN ARE ONLY GOOD FOR PUNCHING!
ForceFallArctica: or something similar
pureM3TAL: HAHHA
pureM3TAL: she got pissed
ForceFallArctica: who did?
pureM3TAL: pureM3TAL: funniest shit ive ever read
growinwildflower: don't copy paste the bullshit of ignorant dumbass fuckers
pureM3TAL: brandy
HammerForceX: ask dan's gf if she thinks you're a badass
HammerForceX: god damn cough
HammerForceX: wont go away
pureM3TAL: HA!!
HammerForceX: its been almost a week now
pureM3TAL: i just asked dans gf if i was a bad ass
pureM3TAL: and she said 9/10
HammerForceX: haha
HammerForceX: hahahahah
pureM3TAL: awesome
pureM3TAL: freakin bad ass
pureM3TAL: nate my roomie said 7/10
pureM3TAL: that the goofiness takes me down a peg
pureM3TAL: i dont thin im goofy but whatev
HammerForceX: I think you are
HammerForceX: I think everyone does
skeletalangel: time for ass kicking 101
<skeletalangel is now playing Dawn of War>
onitien: gotta go sit i nthemost uncomfortable chair in my life for phsyics lab for 3 hours
onitien: my partners are a girl from the middle east who stil lwears the head scarf, and i cant understand shit for waht she is saying, and some kid who is lathargic and never talks
onitien: yeah, i have fun. NOT
onitien: id rather finger myself
<This user is now offline>
Sionnach: or get one of those pizzas from that place next to chipotle
skeletalangel: anthoneys?
Sionnach: those are the same damn things as bricks
skeletalangel: hahah
Sionnach: yeah
skeletalangel: the brick pizza
skeletalangel: hahahah
skeletalangel: we're usen that
skeletalangel: perfect weapon
skeletalangel: its like 2 chipotle burritos
skeletalangel: but with pizza
skeletalangel: and a brick for bread
Sionnach: and more CRAPiful
skeletalangel: dont know why jarod ordered one of those things
skeletalangel: but i wanna try one now
Sionnach: I ordered TWO
Sionnach: thinkin the first one would be awesome
skeletalangel: you ordered 2?>
skeletalangel: in one sitting?
Sionnach: then she unloads two cinderblocks of cheese and meat onto the table
skeletalangel: haha
skeletalangel: you're insane
Sionnach: and I was like
Sionnach: NNNOOOO
skeletalangel: so how much did you finish?
Sionnach: ate one and saved the other for the next day
[Discussing adult swim anime shows]
ForceFallArctica: theres one with really
ForceFallArctica: terrible
ForceFallArctica: horrid
ForceFallArctica: aweful
ForceFallArctica: animation
Hey ItsDaveNelz: is that earlier i turned it on and it was a fat jap baby with a lil penis hangin out
Hey ItsDaveNelz: it might have been the one i saw
ForceFallArctica: that was probably it
Hey ItsDaveNelz: it was horrible
Hey ItsDaveNelz: HORRIBLE
Hey ItsDaveNelz: a government regulated tv scam
Hey ItsDaveNelz: if you'd open your machinist eyes you'd see that you tool of the man
pureM3TAL: thanks for the tip jorsh
Hey ItsDaveNelz: he doesnt believe that does he?
pureM3TAL: hes a democrat
pureM3TAL: so yes, he does
Hey ItsDaveNelz: haha
Hey ItsDaveNelz: hahahaha
Hey ItsDaveNelz: cant see jorsh beingdemo
Hey ItsDaveNelz: maybe about abortion
pureM3TAL: jorsh was told to bea demo
pureM3TAL: as well as eads
Hey ItsDaveNelz: i can see him being alright with abortion
pureM3TAL: lol
Hey ItsDaveNelz: eads isnt demo
pureM3TAL: yeah he is
pureM3TAL: closet-liberal
Hey ItsDaveNelz: no fucking way
Hey ItsDaveNelz: what the hell
Hey ItsDaveNelz: hahahaha
Hey ItsDaveNelz: there should be a way to change our login names on the pwn zone
Hey ItsDaveNelz: and if there was
Hey ItsDaveNelz: i'd tell you to change his to liberalcratX
pureM3TAL: lol
pureM3TAL: that would be funny
Hey ItsDaveNelz: he cant be
Hey ItsDaveNelz: but man
Hey ItsDaveNelz: that'd be one hell of an oxymoron if he was
pureM3TAL: he is
pureM3TAL: if you ever talk to him for an extended period of time
pureM3TAL: it starts to come out
pureM3TAL: things like "well ya know, kerry was a good guy.."
pureM3TAL: and "bush should pay for my gas"
Hey ItsDaveNelz: hahaha
pureM3TAL: and "michael moore is an american hero"
Hey ItsDaveNelz: oh man
Hey ItsDaveNelz: this one makes girls hot in the pants
Hey ItsDaveNelz: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=68014084&imageID=806375183&MyToken=12e3d781-b6a9-494e-b195-6ded18bca702
pureM3TAL: what a fag
Hey ItsDaveNelz: no way man, hes emo
Hey ItsDaveNelz: i bet he gets chix lol
pureM3TAL: i hate that fucking douchebag
Hey ItsDaveNelz: me too
pureM3TAL: James™ has 1145 friends.
pureM3TAL: no, he doesnt
pureM3TAL: Who I'd like to meet:
God.
A penguin!
pureM3TAL: what a fucking douchebag faggot
Hey ItsDaveNelz: cool guy
Hey ItsDaveNelz: whooo caaan saaay where the rooaadd goooessss, where the daaaay floooow? onlyyyy ttiiiiiiime
pureM3TAL: oh yeah and if you ever post anything that gross on pwnzone again im banning you
pureM3TAL: that was uncaled for
Hey ItsDaveNelz: hahahaha
onitien: what if you did it so furiously that you had one eye closed, mouth agape, breathing in short fast intervals, legs a kickin, shakin and kitterin like a paint can shaker and keyboard popping around like a fish out of water?
onitien: wang shootin out blood
ForceFallArctica: god this song is awesome
ForceFallArctica: vocals are sweeeeeet
Hey ItsDaveNelz: what song?
Hey ItsDaveNelz: where dragons rule?
ForceFallArctica: makes me want to scream bloody metal over the horizon
ForceFallArctica: its sorta slow
Hey ItsDaveNelz: meh
Hey ItsDaveNelz: was gonna slsk but whatevs
Hey ItsDaveNelz: keep it goin, im headed to bed
ForceFallArctica: (song sent: Through the Fire and the Flames)
Auto response from Hey ItsDaveNelz: sleepin
Hey ItsDaveNelz: DAAAAANGIT
Hey ItsDaveNelz: lol
ForceFallArctica: LOL @ NELSON
Hey ItsDaveNelz: so would you buy a ring tone off one of those 40100 commercials?
ForceFallArctica: whats that?
ForceFallArctica: oh
ForceFallArctica: yeah dude
ForceFallArctica: theyre so original
Hey ItsDaveNelz: like the gay ass "text fag50 to 4100000"
ForceFallArctica: .hahaha
Hey ItsDaveNelz: for a SIIIICK ringtone or WALL PAPERzZZZzzzz!!!!!111
ForceFallArctica: then throw in some shitass cgi cartoon that took somebody at least 5 seconds to throw together
ForceFallArctica: and loop it the fuck over
Hey ItsDaveNelz: yup
ForceFallArctica: omg enter key
Hey ItsDaveNelz: still trouble?
ForceFallArctica: nope
ForceFallArctica: cool havinga new keyboard
Hey ItsDaveNelz: like
Hey ItsDaveNelz: all new keys?
ForceFallArctica: no food and ejaculant in it
Hey ItsDaveNelz: ahahahahahah
Hey ItsDaveNelz: pwn'd
Sionnach: good
Sionnach: be herman
skeletalangel: i wish i could be herman
skeletalangel: id be a badass asian
Sionnach: wry?
skeletalangel: probably only one of the few cool asians on this planet
skeletalangel: how many badass asians do you know?
Sionnach: 1
skeletalangel: now how many do you think live in asia?
skeletalangel: badass asians that is
Sionnach: 0
Hey ItsDaveNelz: and wrestling and ICP dont belong anywhere near poetry or anywhere near 'art'
Hey ItsDaveNelz: actually…
Hey ItsDaveNelz: they dont belong near anything, ever
Hey ItsDaveNelz: theyre both worthless as shit
ForceFallArctica: lol
ForceFallArctica: wrestling is just
Hey ItsDaveNelz: jorsh'd up?
ForceFallArctica: jorshly awesome
pureM3TAL: dman dog jsut came in here and sneezed over all my shit
ForceFallArctica: lol
ForceFallArctica: face smash it
pureM3TAL: no
pureM3TAL: he smells weiord
pureM3TAL: i like jearbs smell
ForceFallArctica: baby powder
pureM3TAL: hmm
pureM3TAL: maybe i will face smash it
pureM3TAL: brb
pureM3TAL: k
pureM3TAL: that was wierd
pureM3TAL: remind me to never do that again
pureM3TAL: i think there is now sexual tension between me and the dog
pureM3TAL: thanks for the idea
skeletalangel: motherfucken ghost
skeletalangel: honestly
skeletalangel: fucken with my speakers
skeletalangel: the shit he does doesnt even creep me out anymore
skeletalangel: just piss me off
Sionnach: whats he doin
skeletalangel: making static over my speakers
skeletalangel: maken little noises
skeletalangel: tellen him to fuck off
skeletalangel: no mood for his shit
skeletalangel: he needs to learn I aint goin anywhere
skeletalangel: and ill shit in his house
looveslie: its disgusting
looveslie: you sick molester
looveslie: im gonna stop talking to you if you continue this behavior
Hey ItsDaveNelz: well you'd better get used to it because im moving into the janitors closet at the closest preschool!!!!
Hey ItsDaveNelz: EHEHEHEHEHE
later on…
Hey ItsDaveNelz: you're dead you sick friggin perv
looveslie: dave
looveslie: you love
Hey ItsDaveNelz: so?!
looveslie: CHILDREN!
looveslie: sucka!
Hey ItsDaveNelz: so?!
Hey ItsDaveNelz: i like to get my rocks off, is that so bad?
Hey ItsDaveNelz: the tears of innocent children are my only erotic remedy, whats so wrong with that?
looveslie: DAVE!
looveslie: that was soooooo bad
Hey ItsDaveNelz: oh lordey, my face is gonna be red!
loooveslie: hope you like hell
loooveslie: cause its gonna be HOT
looveslie: that was horrible
looveslie: you meanie
Hey ItsDaveNelz: i am not mean
Hey ItsDaveNelz: i give them candy, that makes up for it
ForceFallArctica: see, this here, line of death, you cross it, and your freedoms no longer exist
ForceFallArctica: think ive heard that from somewhere before
ForceFallArctica: oh wait, every day for the past 19 years
ForceFallArctica: gonna get out of college and start working and hear that speech again
ForceFallArctica: from a coworker or something
ForceFallArctica: with more swear words
ForceFallArctica: go home to my trite and meaningless life
ForceFallArctica: only as it is
ForceFallArctica: that i'll be a better human being having gone through rough phases in life
ForceFallArctica: life is hard, but you gotta stick with it
ForceFallArctica: because in the end…
ForceFallArctica: theres nothing
ForceFallArctica: so whoopty fuck
ForceFallArctica: you get a baloon and some kind of god kicks you in the ass
Sionnach: slap it on someones windshield
onitien: lol
onitien: dripping with semen and piss
Nelzbells: and run
skeletalangel: yep
Nelzbells: so hot
Sionnach: pemin?
Nelzbells: gettin me a bwner
growinwildflower: i'm just trying to help you to understand
pureM3TAL: i understand alright
pureM3TAL: reference the buddy icon (
)
(silence)
pureM3TAL: i hate going to movies with girls
pureM3TAL: hard to cop a feel if they have their ass planted in a chair
Hey ItsDaveNelz: hahahaha
pureM3TAL: yeah, i went there
pureM3TAL: god chiodos is annoying
HammerForceX: well
HammerForceX: taylor has like 5 friends over here
HammerForceX: and I was just in the can, taken a leak
HammerForceX: and one of her friends walked in on me, with my wang hangen out
Hey ItsDaveNelz: hello
pureM3TAL: hello
Hey ItsDaveNelz: what chu doin?
pureM3TAL: cant a man give himself a rim job in peace anymore?
Hey ItsDaveNelz: EH
Hey ItsDaveNelz: you'd have to have one hell of a spine
pureM3TAL: one hell of a spine?
Hey ItsDaveNelz: to give yourself a rim job?
pureM3TAL: um
pureM3TAL: i think rim job = fingers in bung hole
Hey ItsDaveNelz: rim job = licking of the asshole
Hey ItsDaveNelz: hence rim
pureM3TAL: OH GEROSS
Hey ItsDaveNelz: ahahahah
pureM3TAL: so
pureM3TAL: what if you meet a girl
pureM3TAL: and you two are kinda flirtingishly talking
pureM3TAL: and she mentions that her favorite soda is squirt
Hey ItsDaveNelz: ok
pureM3TAL: are you going to go after this chick
pureM3TAL: with ever resouerce you have?
pureM3TAL: and make SURE yuou get her?
pureM3TAL: and become obsessed with ravaging her body in bed?
Hey ItsDaveNelz: hmm, i think that i would just slam my crotch in her face and bash her into the ground with pelvic thrusts
pureM3TAL: lol
pureM3TAL: i wish i could do that
pureM3TAL: and id pay to see you do that
Hey ItsDaveNelz: i'd pay to do that
pureM3TAL: http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=Carmen__s_big_boobs.wmv
Hey ItsDaveNelz: fuck
pureM3TAL: hope this makes up for making you mad
Hey ItsDaveNelz: come on
pureM3TAL: ?
Hey ItsDaveNelz: i know what the internet is
pureM3TAL: delete all your porn
pureM3TAL: see me?
pureM3TAL: i dont have porn
HammerForceX: everyone has porn
HammerForceX: hell
HammerForceX: you at one point
HammerForceX: had a folder named 'eads' on your comp
pureM3TAL: lol i have 786MB of porn right now.
pureM3TAL: i still have it
pureM3TAL: im looking at it right now
HammerForceX: whats in it
pureM3TAL: yuoull never know
pureM3TAL: but if she is that hot english girl
pureM3TAL: oh man
Hey ItsDaveNelz: haha
Hey ItsDaveNelz: oh jerb.
pureM3TAL: they are so pretty
Hey ItsDaveNelz: nice teeth too
pureM3TAL: who cares about teeth
pureM3TAL: ill be making out with the crotch
Sionnach: doooo
skeletalangel: what's goin on in this box?
Sionnach: this here
Sionnach: thsi is a revolution
<wickedfox is now playing World of Warcraft>
skeletalangel: riddle me a way to rectify such a reveling revolution right now
Sionnach: right now this retard is really startin to rattle my radiance of pease, DOS THOU WISTH TO BATTLE?!
Sionnach: revel in the reavling of your reckoning raw raw raw
skeletalangel: really? right now? run now really fast before I ring you and release ruckus to remedy that righteous attitude that you readily rouse
Sionnach: represetn
Sionnach: alright
skeletalangel: let my reckoning ring true righteousness in your rectum, where my right foot will rouse your pain
Sionnach: are you comin on to me?
skeletalangel: what's a way to say 'no' with an 'r'?
Sionnach: too late
Sionnach: you ruined it
Nelzbells: eeee
Sionnach: I think it's time to kick an ass
Nelzbells: oh no
Nelzbells: OH NO
<wickedfox is now playing World of Warcraft>
Nelzbells: HE DID IT!
Nelzbells: OH MAN HE DID IT!!!
Nelzbells: YOU'RE CRAZY DUDE!!!
pureM3TAL: *sends taking back sunday song*
Hey ItsDaveNelz: no goddammit
skeletalangel: haha
skeletalangel: the duece for its ass kicked
skeletalangel: *got
onitien: even worse now
onitien: but i dont feel like going out and taking a pic
onitien: took my shoes off already
onitien: its still snowing up here
skeletalangel: lol
onitien: id say 15 inches
skeletalangel: it stopped bout an hour ago for us
onitien: i steped in what i though was a ground hill, now, just some snow, went past my knee and i shouted "ASS!!"
onitien: then all hte gilrs looked at me and said "youre never gettin laid now snow-knee boy"
pureM3TAL: i know you and that mom at the last house had something on the side
Hey ItsDaveNelz: we did
pureM3TAL: nooo!!!
pureM3TAL: i was porkin her last night!! i thought i smelled something
Hey ItsDaveNelz: nooooooooooooooooo
pureM3TAL: oh yeah, i found your dick, rotted off in her uterus. want me to give it back to you?
Hey ItsDaveNelz: mail it
pureM3TAL: i dont know how youve went all this time without it
pureM3TAL: lol
Hey ItsDaveNelz: might want to get ice on it
pureM3TAL: i wanna make a mold of it first for my wall
pureM3TAL: even though its decrepit and dried and wilted
pureM3TAL: its still the most massive throbbing penis ive ever seen
pureM3TAL: and i need it.
Hey ItsDaveNelz: 15 lbs.
pureM3TAL: thats what it is now
pureM3TAL: i did some calculations
pureM3TAL: aperantly its decreased over 50% in size since its been rotting in her corrosive vagina
pureM3TAL: if my numebrs are right, and ithink they are (i goto mines), it was 32.3 lbs when it was on your crotch
Hey ItsDaveNelz: it was 32 lbs
Hey ItsDaveNelz: it was the weight of a 4 year old
Hey ItsDaveNelz: or something thats 32 lbs
pureM3TAL: lol
pureM3TAL: daaaang it
Hey ItsDaveNelz: what if it was
pureM3TAL: thatd be cool
Hey ItsDaveNelz: rolled out of its special carriage built into my pants
Hey ItsDaveNelz: and shattered a layer of earth
pureM3TAL: id suck you off just to say i did
Hey ItsDaveNelz: DAAAAAANGIT
pureM3TAL: screw it all to hell then
pureM3TAL has left the room.
Hey ItsDaveNelz: haha
HammerForceX: haha
HammerForceX: what happened?
Hey ItsDaveNelz: oh well
Hey ItsDaveNelz: dunn
Hey ItsDaveNelz: trevs probably gonna wow
HammerForceX: dont think the servers are back up yet
HammerForceX: what's he gonna do without it?
Hey ItsDaveNelz: then i have no idea
Hey ItsDaveNelz: hmm
Hey ItsDaveNelz: probably wait
HammerForceX: sounds like a good plan
Hey ItsDaveNelz: yeah
Hey ItsDaveNelz: op
Hey ItsDaveNelz: hes loadin up the X
HammerForceX: oh man
HammerForceX: he's gonna do it
Hey ItsDaveNelz: there he goes!!
HammerForceX: HE DID IT
Hey ItsDaveNelz: converge's new video is on fuse
pureM3TAL: good
Hey ItsDaveNelz: no!
pureM3TAL: hope they go down faster than df
Hey ItsDaveNelz: hope you go down on the guy who cans 24/7 next door
Hey ItsDaveNelz: EH!
pureM3TAL: he usually times his can sessions at the same time i have wank sessions
pureM3TAL: so now im arroused my eppliectic diarreah fits from 80 year old men
Hey ItsDaveNelz: oh god
Hey ItsDaveNelz: think imma shower
Hey ItsDaveNelz: and wash myself of the previous thought
HammerForceX: did you know im highly susceptible to paranormal?
Hey ItsDaveNelz: like, your body conducts or attracts paranormal activity?
HammerForceX: like i got fucker poppen outta my wall
HammerForceX: and me punchen them back in
Hey ItsDaveNelz: shut up eads
HammerForceX: im sorry your life cant isn't as exciting as mine nelson
HammerForceX: but you dont have to get angry
Hey ItsDaveNelz: you dont have ghosts poppin out yer walls
HammerForceX: just cause i fight ghosts
HammerForceX: i did that one time
HammerForceX: did really popped outta my wall
Hey ItsDaveNelz: you fight homosexuality
HammerForceX: but just popped outta nowhere
Hey ItsDaveNelz: thats all you fight
HammerForceX: you're right
HammerForceX: i kick the crap outta homosexuals
Hey ItsDaveNelz: in yourself
Hey ItsDaveNelz: DANGIT
Hey ItsDaveNelz: alright eads, that was a win
Hey ItsDaveNelz: fair and square
mark one for eads, my joke failed
Nelzbells: http://myspace-681.vo.llnwd.net/01085/18/63/1085813681_l.jpg
Nelzbells: would you hit it?
skeletalangel: i dunno
skeletalangel: is it a trap?
Nelzbells: nope
skeletalangel: then yes
skeletalangel: dumb boots though
Nelzbells: no shit
Nelzbells: hot tumtum
skeletalangel: her fingernail stuff needs a new coat
skeletalangel: and that table is outta place
skeletalangel: with 2 random things plugged into the wall
skeletalangel: she needs to clean better under that radiator thing
skeletalangel: or whatever it is
Nelzbells: goddamn eads, you're not allowed to have standards anymore
skeletalangel: i dont know about his girl
Nelzbells: not all the time, everytime i go down/up
Nelzbells: god
Nelzbells: every goddamned day
Nelzbells: EVERY FUCKING DAY
skeletalangel: but i bet i could kick her ass
Nelzbells: hes gettin pooper
Nelzbells: i could break her in half, shes a twig
skeletalangel: they can be twigs together
skeletalangel: and ill snap em both
skeletalangel: under my boot
skeletalangel: have you seen my boots?
Nelzbells: cowboy boots
Nelzbells: ?
skeletalangel: nupe
Nelzbells: dang
skeletalangel: i don't think id like those
skeletalangel: but
skeletalangel: they're blackman boots
Nelzbells: oh no
Nelzbells: tibuhlyyyyne bewtz niggguuuuhhh
skeletalangel: got some G Unit pants today to
Nelzbells: fucking niggeads
Nelzbells: you're a walking paradox, racist sack of eads, yet you're a niggeads
Hey ItsDaveNelz: ill get yooooou eeeeeeads!
Hey ItsDaveNelz: man, next time yu're drinking, have a vodka and redbull
HammerForceX: no one will ever get me
Hey ItsDaveNelz: regular sized glass, 2 shots of vodka and a can of redbull
Hey ItsDaveNelz: its probablythe best drink ever
Hey ItsDaveNelz: i've had 3, and theyre soooo hood
HammerForceX: go with 12 shots of papov vodka
HammerForceX: hood?
HammerForceX: shut up nelson
Hey ItsDaveNelz: no, go with redbull and vodka
HammerForceX: no
HammerForceX: you do what i tell you
Hey ItsDaveNelz: honestly, you cvant taste the vodka for shit
HammerForceX: real men drink vodka straight
Hey ItsDaveNelz: its so goo
HammerForceX: not nelson like
Hey ItsDaveNelz: no eads
Hey ItsDaveNelz: you'll die
HammerForceX: haha
HammerForceX: freaken nelson
HammerForceX: are you drunk?
Hey ItsDaveNelz: man, ou see 300?
HammerForceX: ya, opening night with jarod
Hey ItsDaveNelz: NO!
Hey ItsDaveNelz: oh fouse not
Hey ItsDaveNelz: goddamn
HammerForceX: dangit nelson
HammerForceX: if your gonna be drunk
Hey ItsDaveNelz: yhat movie was soo fucking good
HammerForceX: at least type correctly
Hey ItsDaveNelz: im sorry
Hey ItsDaveNelz: i'm in a rush
HammerForceX: in a rush to do what
HammerForceX: puke?
Hey ItsDaveNelz: 3 cans or redbull and 6 shts of vodka
Hey ItsDaveNelz: no
HammerForceX: pee?
Hey ItsDaveNelz: i usually dont upse
Hey ItsDaveNelz: oh god
HammerForceX: you're gonna pee soon
Hey ItsDaveNelz: i've peed like 7 times
Hey ItsDaveNelz: i broke the seal like 3 hours ago
Hey ItsDaveNelz: actually
Hey ItsDaveNelz: come to think/feelaout it
Hey ItsDaveNelz: about
Hey ItsDaveNelz: it
Hey ItsDaveNelz: ive gott apee
Hey ItsDaveNelz: brbeador
HammerForceX: jesus christ
Hey ItsDaveNelz: dude eads
Hey ItsDaveNelz: shit
Hey ItsDaveNelz: oh ueah
Hey ItsDaveNelz: man, im staying in a 1/3 million dollar vacation hoyuse
Hey ItsDaveNelz: 1.3*
Hey ItsDaveNelz: dude
Hey ItsDaveNelz: 1.3 million dollars
Hey ItsDaveNelz: thats mor money im ever going to
Hey ItsDaveNelz: shit
Hey ItsDaveNelz: thats more money
Hey ItsDaveNelz: nvm
Hey ItsDaveNelz: its a lot
HammerForceX: i wipe my ass with that amount
Hey ItsDaveNelz: haha
Hey ItsDaveNelz: you wuold say that
Hey ItsDaveNelz: have you seen tervor lately?
HammerForceX: hmm
HammerForceX: couple days ago
HammerForceX: he was actually on xfire
HammerForceX: got on without me tellen him
HammerForceX: oh yeah
HammerForceX: someone might be IM'en you
Hey ItsDaveNelz: who
?
Hey ItsDaveNelz: a gooool?
HammerForceX: ya
HammerForceX: i told her if she wanted to laugh
Hey ItsDaveNelz: no shit?
HammerForceX: to talk to you right now
Hey ItsDaveNelz: is it mj?
HammerForceX: no
Hey ItsDaveNelz: haha
HammerForceX: we dont talk
Hey ItsDaveNelz: dang
Hey ItsDaveNelz: who it bes
Hey ItsDaveNelz: why not?
Hey ItsDaveNelz: wit
HammerForceX: i dont know
Hey ItsDaveNelz: thats right
HammerForceX: we just ignore each other
Hey ItsDaveNelz: you found intrest in soemhone else
Hey ItsDaveNelz: tht rught?
HammerForceX: eh ya
HammerForceX: but i lost interest
Hey ItsDaveNelz: in that other gurkl?
HammerForceX: ya
Hey ItsDaveNelz: no wau man
Hey ItsDaveNelz: YOURE GAY!!!!!
HammerForceX: lol
Hey ItsDaveNelz: just kiddin eads
Hey ItsDaveNelz: we;are all that is manb
Hey ItsDaveNelz: whos hgonna be iming me
Hey ItsDaveNelz: i wanna talk
HammerForceX: just cant find a chick that holds an interest for me
Hey ItsDaveNelz: eh
HammerForceX: well you'll harass her
Hey ItsDaveNelz: i'll set you up withanna
Hey ItsDaveNelz: shes got 4chan sense of humor
Hey ItsDaveNelz: damn right i will
HammerForceX: 4chan eh?
Sionnach: eads is pissed
Sionnach: keletalangel: this is bullshit
skeletalangel: oh good
skeletalangel: more roulette
skeletalangel: lets see how you can make this worse
skeletalangel: FUCKBALLS
skeletalangel: MY WHOLE PARTY IS CHARMED
skeletalangel: WHAT THE FUCK
skeletalangel: AND THEYRE HEALEN THE BOSS
skeletalangel: GOD DAMNT
skeletalangel: HOW MUCH MORE FUCKEN CHEAP CAN THIS GET
skeletalangel: oh good
skeletalangel: now i cant cast spells
skeletalangel: thanks to roulette
skeletalangel: jesus christ
skeletalangel: this battle isnt fair at all
skeletalangel: god damnt
skeletalangel: healen the boss for more
skeletalangel: god damnt
skeletalangel: i hate this game
skeletalangel: who the fuck gives the boss
skeletalangel: and aoe charm spell
skeletalangel: it's fucken bullshit
skeletalangel: not fair
skeletalangel: OH GOOD
skeletalangel: ROULETTE DID DAMAGE TO MY PARTY
skeletalangel: ONE IS DEAD NO
skeletalangel: *NOW
skeletalangel: AWESOME
skeletalangel: AND IM STILL CHARMED
skeletalangel: AND I JUST KILLED A PARTY MEMBER MYSELF
skeletalangel: GREAT
skeletalangel: im getten fucken pissed
skeletalangel: finally
skeletalangel: charm wore off
skeletalangel: did its damn damage though
skeletalangel: had the boss at 25%
skeletalangel: now its at 50
skeletalangel: thanks to my party
skeletalangel: FUCK
skeletalangel: I HIT THE WRONG COMMAND
skeletalangel: I DIDNT WANNA WAIT
skeletalangel: none of my party members are healing
skeletalangel: how useful
skeletalangel: FUCK
skeletalangel: THAT COULDNT HAVE GONE WORSE
skeletalangel: FUCKEN
skeletalangel: CHEAP
skeletalangel: FUCK
skeletalangel: FUCK
skeletalangel: FUCKBALLS
skeletalangel: WHAT A CHEAP FUCKEN FIGHT
skeletalangel: FUCK THIS GAME
skeletalangel: GOD FUCKEN DAMNT
skeletalangel: YOU DONT THROW SO MCUH FUCKEN RANDOM SHIT
skeletalangel: INTO 1 BOSS FIGHT
skeletalangel: FUCKEN GARBAGE
skeletalangel: FUCKENASSHITFUCKBALLSHIT
skeletalangel: FUCKEN ROULETTE
skeletalangel: landed on some bullshit area
skeletalangel: that did 200 aoe damage to my party
skeletalangel: killed 3 of em
skeletalangel: then the other boss die 230 somethent o me
skeletalangel: killen me
<davenelz is now playing World of Warcraft>
Nelzbells: but guess what i'm installing
Sionnach: WuT?
Sionnach: Probably GDub
Sionnach: G-Dub 5: The Reckoning
Sionnach: *a man with nothing to lose*
Sionnach: "YOU ARE NO LONGER MY PRINCE! AND YOU ARE NO LONGER MY SON!"
Sionnach: *is given one last chance*
Sionnach: "HAY LETS GO TO YAKS BEND!"
Sionnach: *for survival*
Sionnach: G-Dub5: The reckoning
Nelzbells: haha
Nelzbells: i'm pwnzonin that
Nelzbells: cuz it was an epic preview
pureM3TAL: im lookin at her right now
heyitsdavenelz: hows she doin?
pureM3TAL: bored
pureM3TAL: sittin in an empty bottle of jack
heyitsdavenelz: give her some fewd
pureM3TAL: havent found anything to feed her yet
pureM3TAL: they are fun to watch feed
heyitsdavenelz: how big is she?
heyitsdavenelz: like .5 inch?
pureM3TAL: i think im gunna hit the salvia and stick my dick in the bottle
heyitsdavenelz: hahahahaah
Jarod: YOU KNOW WHAT EADS? YOUR MUSIC SUCKS. was gunna buy you nf but not now
onitien: im drunk off this pina colada yogurt igot over here
onitien: hahah
Nelzbells: ?
Nelzbells: fuckin jarod
onitien: what
Nelzbells: you're not drunk of pina colada yogurt
onitien: its pina coloado yogurt
onitien: and pina coloadas get me drunk
onitien: so, put two and two togehter
Nelzbells: THEREFORE LOGICALLY, THIS YOGURT HAS ALCOHOL IN IT
Nelzbells: UHUHUHUH
Nelzbells: do you get drunk off beer battered fish?
onitien: no
Nelzbells: or beer basted chicken
onitien: but i got this whiskey steak in one of those lean cuisine steamers
onitien: im expecting to feel a buzz
Nelzbells: haha
Nelzbells: oh man
Nelzbells: what if you threw a party with black lights and music
Nelzbells: and served those
onitien: haha wtf
Nelzbells: "HEY BRO, WHERE'S THE KEG???"
onitien: served microwavable meals
Nelzbells: "theres no keg dude, i've got better"
Nelzbells: line from the microwave 30 feet long
Nelzbells: eveyrone waiting 3-4 minutes on high
onitien: lmao
onitien: gunna amke em spit yogurt over here
Nelzbells: haha
Nelzbells: you'll lose your buzz
Nelzbells: pukin yogurt all over the toilet
Nelzbells: absolutely wasted off pina yogurt
onitien: I HAD TOO MUCH WHISKEY STEEEEEAAKKK!!!
Nelzbells: raping freshmen after you roofie their gogurt tubes
onitien: lol
Nelzbells: what if you pulled someon
Nelzbells: WUH OH
Nelzbells: WHTE PEARL
skeletalangel: WUH OHHHHHHHHHHH
skeletalangel: that's actually a mellow song to listen it
skeletalangel: *to
skeletalangel: by mellow
skeletalangel: i mean i masturbate to it
Nelzbells: good song to wank to i guess
Nelzbells: watching horrific face fucking, girls puking all over massive wang as it gets shoved back into their asses as their crying all over the place as you're listening to white pearl
skeletalangel: while your making orfices in their body by cutting holes into their body and sticken your dick in em, then ripping out their eye and skull fucking em
skeletalangel: ya, that's pretty hot
Nelzbells: what if stuff like that somehow became legal
skeletalangel: id fear for humanity
Nelzbells: would you watch it just for the experience?
Nelzbells: like 2girls1cup
skeletalangel: hell ya i would
skeletalangel: you only get one life
Nelzbells: me too
skeletalangel: experience everything you can
Nelzbells: before it's torn away with the blade of a knife
Nelzbells: and you get your brain poked by a wang
skeletalangel: yep
Sionnach: theres mobius
Sionnach: playin team fortress
Sionnach: be friends
Mobius 1: blocked that asshole
Mobius 1: NOOOOOO
Mobius 1: oh wait
Mobius 1: ya
Mobius 1: hes an asshole
pureM3TAL: i used my chapstick on my penis earlier
pureM3TAL: cause it was chaped after the shower
pureM3TAL: now i need it for my lis
heyitsdavenelz: ?
pureM3TAL: dare me?
pureM3TAL: lips*
heyitsdavenelz: chapped after the shower?
heyitsdavenelz: how the hell does your dick chap?
pureM3TAL: i have exema
heyitsdavenelz: on your penis?
heyitsdavenelz: gross.
pureM3TAL: all over
heyitsdavenelz: all scaley and blistered
pureM3TAL: lol
pureM3TAL: its not severe
heyitsdavenelz: god
pureM3TAL: but i dry out easily
heyitsdavenelz: what a horrible mental image
heyitsdavenelz: but yes
heyitsdavenelz: slather that shit on your lips
pureM3TAL: k
heyitsdavenelz: pretty much giving yourself a bj
pureM3TAL: inside of the cap smells like cock
onitien: i just caked my face in acne medication and googled "how to talk to girls"
onitien: id get my lil peener out and goto town for 40 seconds
heyitsdavenelz: "You now have 'The Final Countdown' playing in your head"
DarkSionnach: doo doo dooodoooo
DarkSionnach: "YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF YOUR FATHERS ASSHOLE."
heyitsdavenelz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DarkSionnach: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HammerForceX: goddamn
HammerForceX: sister bombed up the goddamn bathroom
DarkSionnach: nelsons banished from ascalon
pureM3TAL: thats fine,
pureM3TAL: hate that place anyway
DarkSionnach: then theres eads
DarkSionnach: IM NOT DRIVING
DarkSionnach: FROM FUCKIN
DarkSionnach: ASCALON
DarkSionnach: TO LIONS ARCH
pureM3TAL: NO
pureM3TAL: im not gunna
pureM3TAL: type all of my one fucking setnance
pureM3TAL: in one line
pureM3TAL: so now you
pureM3TAL: have to scroll all the fuck dick wayu up
pureM3TAL: to read what i
pureM3TAL: just typed
DarkSionnach: just to show
DarkSionnach: how pissed off i am
DarkSionnach: to give you the feeling
DarkSionnach: that im giving off
DarkSionnach: an angry tone
DarkSionnach: bow to
DarkSionnach: your sensei
pureM3TAL: lol
pureM3TAL: got him good
Big Boss: holy crap
Big Boss: i was just staring at me ceiling
Big Boss: and i saw this woman
Big Boss: banging this dragon
onitien: dude
onitien: put your dick between the heels of the boots
onitien: and post that pic
Nelzbells: hahahaahah
onitien: for the footjob guy
Nelzbells: no!
onitien: whynot
onitien: ill top lookin
onitien: nobody will know
Nelzbells: i cant
Nelzbells: i'll be too ashamed
onitien: dang it nelson
onitien: its b
Nelzbells: you do it
onitien: thats what people do here
Nelzbells: and then i will
onitien: they put their dick in weird places and take picturews
onitien: i aint doin it my wang is too decrepid
Nelzbells: come on
Nelzbells: i'll only do it if you do it
onitien: k
onitien: gimme a sec
onitien: god is so small right now
onitien: cant get it up at all
HammerForceX: you should try just staring at your ceiling sometimes
DarkSionnach: i do that when im in bed
DarkSionnach: i got better shit to stare at in here
HammerForceX: i dont stare at shit in my room
HammerForceX: fucken ghosts or some shit
HammerForceX: nightime is their time to go jerk around
HammerForceX: as long as they leave me alone
HammerForceX: you dont fight an enemy on their territory
DarkSionnach: my room
DarkSionnach: is my territory
DarkSionnach: and the night
DarkSionnach: is mine
DarkSionnach: i will bring my fight to whomever i chose
HammerForceX: then you'll lose
HammerForceX: you bring a fight to my territory
DarkSionnach: what are they gonna do?
HammerForceX: they might fart in your face
DarkSionnach: kill me? then i'll be a ghost, then theyre fucked
HammerForceX: you want ghost fart in your face?
DarkSionnach: ill get the vacuum and suck their ass up
HammerForceX: not before they lay a fart down your throat
DarkSionnach: then set it on reverse into the toilet after i take a meaty shit
HammerForceX: what if you loved wearing impractical, stupid garments
HammerForceX: and loved spending time doing nothing with women
DarkSionnach: id be nelson
HammerForceX: teacher telling everyone to find a partner
HammerForceX: in class
HammerForceX: 235 posts
HammerForceX: 41 images
heyitsdavenelz: wut
heyitsdavenelz: thats not even a topic
HammerForceX: http://zip.4chan.org/v/res/40618032.html
HammerForceX: it aint a /v/ topic
HammerForceX: it just goes into a tyupical green text
HammerForceX: descriving thing or somethen
heyitsdavenelz: >implying this thread doesnt belong in /v/
HammerForceX: yeah
HammerForceX: hat ethat shit
heyitsdavenelz: >eads implying he reads /v/ for videogames
HammerForceX: i do
HammerForceX: if i didnt
HammerForceX: id go to /b/
HammerForceX: they remind me of good games
HammerForceX: and stuff commen out
heyitsdavenelz: >implying eads would go to /b/ if he didnt read /v/ for video games
'>implying /v/ isnt /b/
HammerForceX: implying you're pissen me off
heyitsdavenelz: rockin your ass
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